Shamrock and Pokeball Fraps.

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The Shamrock was minty of course, has all Shamrock drinks are. At this point I’m surprised they don’t have Shamrock tea on the shelves. I wonder if real clover is actually edible. I know there’s clover honey. Maybe you could throw actual honey into a shamrock drink once in a while. Because Clover and Shamrock I’m under the impression as I dictate this plant. Of course given the American Honey shortage, and that the price is kept stable by importing (potentially) poisonous Chinese honey, I’m glad they don’t go that route. And it’s not racist, just my thoughts on their health and safety standards. Lots of heavy minerals in there:
But enough about why things should not be a certain way they already are not. Let’s see how I think of the actual flavor. The minty taste reminds me of the way that matcha powder generally tastes minty in the first place in a Starbucks frappe.
Now the Pokeball frappe, is a pretty take on a strawberries and cream drink. The strawberry flavor comes out pretty immediately. And the fact that it comes from curare instead of just a syrup, is reassuring about the shooter quantity and various nutrients. Still and hit you pretty hard fast. I’m involuntarily shivering as I dictate this, but that might be because of temperature. These are cold drinks. There’s really nothing about eating or drinking this that’s too surprising, given the simple list of ingredients. So all I can think of to go on is this one last notes that applies to both drinks.  And speaking of dictation, how have I done with
Yet toppings on the whip cream or just skip the whipped cream. These are both specialized whipped creams in the recipe, and the odds of a native Starbucks store having the mixed whipped cream ahead of time are very low. So just chop your Shamrock whipped cream and matcha powder guess that’s green anyway, and your Pokeball whipped cream in strawberry puree and dried strawberry slices period or just skip it would be better for you anyway. Although they might be around in time for Comic-Con, because comic cons of beginning of March and St. Patty’s Day is in March.

Star Wars and Pokemon Fraps for cons.

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The Pokemon Go frap has nothing in or about it that brings to mind Pokemon go, but it does have a picture of Mewtwo next to it (on it’s Secret menu page). I am aware that in 2018 this is a little bit dated, but I felt it was more convention appropriate then something based on Girl Scout cookies (there were three Girl Scout Cookie-based recipes I found on the secret menu, and they sell at con). Will get to how to get your fix without palm oil when they start returning to the streets.  I have something unique in mind to address that with hot cocoa.  
But onto the frap itself, the frap is rather tart. Which is not surprising given the raspberry syrup and whole blackberries blended in and added to it. It is still plenty sweet though. I’m actually glad there were no additives to whipped cream, I’d like to just focus on the frap flavor itself. But the standard taste of whip cream does not detract from its or hurt.
The Green Master tastes a lot like coffee. I can’t make out the caramel or matcha powder nearly as much as the job of flavor, and my barista accidentally added chocolate sprinkles to the mix, but I’m not complaining. I’m not going to waste the whole thing because one (extra) ingredient is off.  Free drink, after all. Honestly I think they suited it just fine. Especially on account of the Java in this. The neurostimulants topped with sugary caramel, sounds like an ideal Kickstart for a force-user, given how much brain power it must take to suppress that much emotion while retaining that much Focus.
Well, that’s it for a while. My giveaway week to get free Grande handcrafted drink with every sandwich ended before I could post this today. So I’ve got some sandwiches to stockpile for my new for work for lunch at my new job, I’ve sample and written up a bunch of fraps for you based on popular culture you’ll likely encounter at these conventions, probably at one of the Starbucks below Seattle link and have a great Emerald City Comicon and Sakuracon.

Metro Bussing for Seattle Conventions

Beginning a short series (how many times have I said that now?) leading up to my Emerald City Comicon coverage, I’d like to share what I have learned about the public transit that quite a few people take to get to the convention center.  As the admittedly speedy narration crawl says, I’m looking to share tools I’ve learned to deal with my Asperger’s Syndrome.  So to start of explaining the usefulness of THIS tool (meaning the transit and not myself) I thought I’d start with Metro Customer Service.  Point out what’s near to it, the way the nearest stop is significant, and the easy access to Chinatown for other events in town.

Starbucks in a Half Shell Part 2: MNT Gaiden

Mutant Ninja Turtles Gaiden by Tigerfog(Concept art taken from

Taking the Teenage out of the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” our Heroes in a (Fan Work) Half Shell take in some teenagers of their own as they come back together in their 30’s after the (Spoilerific) death of Master Splinter.  Now the Mad Scientist, the Novelist, the overweight Chainsmoker and his body-displaced (and rather hentai) disciple must come together against Ancient curses, the legacy of the Yamata no Orochi, the late Shredder’s Elite Guard, and shadowy agendas…

Spoilers (?)… Who’s who?  I think you can guess from the picture above.  Although this is the concept art from before the series launched.

The emphasis seems to be on how returning Turtles interact with the teenagers who have risen in their wake.  But we know half the cast already.  We don’t know Shadow Jones that well, since she is typically a baby whenever she shows up.  And all the other children are original characters.  Meanwhile whenever a familiar turtle shows up, it’s about how they have changed in the past 16 years.  Now the rest of the cast (save Nobody) seems pretty similar to what we’re already used to.  And about the rest of the cast…

What sets all this in motion?  In “Present” day, the still-teenage turtles receive a mysterious item that turns out to be cursed, and after a lot of damage, Master Splinter sacrifices himself to protect his children.  Scattering them to the winds in the process.  For much of the story, Leo is away in Japan studying the cursed Kusanagi Katana that was sent their way, leaving a devastated Raphael to watch over what’s left of the family.  With Donatello “preoccupying himself” in an underground lab (even dirtier than that sounds, but in a MUCH scarier way than you’re thinking); and Michelangelo moving in with April and her family, that’s still manageable even in light of Raph’s own struggles.

Meanwhile the new teens (only one of them in a half shell) start out with an irritating day of school being interrupted in the most horrifying way, in one more fashion for making people afraid of giant talking turtles than they already were.  Suddenly finding himself in the reptilian body of his own killer, a young man named a Augustus is “adopted” and renamed Renoir as he and his old friend Shadow try to find answers that explain his current situation while he seeks his identity.  Meanwhile their girlfriend is more and more plainly connected to the curse as she too is pulled into this circle of events. Of course I would be remiss not to mention Bakabakashii, the parody side comic.  It draws from wider source materials, most notably a heavier draw from the 1987 series and the resulting Archie Comics.  Mona Lisa became a recurring character starting @:  Slash has also had a couple cameos.  This arc is my favorite:

Archie TMNT-Blind Date FAIL by Tigerfog

While the regular comic plays host to many themes and narratives ranging from the original Mirage comics to the (no longer canon) Image comics, but Bakabakashii throws in ALL the comics, including the Archie Comics drawn from the original 80’s cartoon.  It’s purely comedy, and I dearly miss it, but if pulling out that that energy means putting that energy back into the main series. Sadly their upload schedule can go nearly a year without posting.  But like Raph said in the first movie, “I sure hope there’s more of them!”  In the link above is today’s posting.  So there’s hope moving forward.

So after  pledged to focus on convention-relevant material, why am I bringing this up?
MNT Gaiden: Halloween 2007 by Tigerfog
All the
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MNT Gaiden - Happi time by Tigerfog
(Seriously, check out Mikey’s new mask.)

Star-Shells (or Half-Bucks?) Part 1.

I’ll be starting with my review of Starbucks’ new Black & White menu, detailing their stores around 800 Convention Place Seattle, and then introducing you to the best Ninja Turtles fan story you might not have heard of, MNT Gaiden.  Because this will be such a long article, the Turtles and the Coffee, will be separate posts.  Given Raph’s MNT consumption “habits…” it’s probably better they stay separate 😉

MNTGaiden - on the roofs. by Tigerfog

(MNT images taken from, official Deviantart account of the MNT Gaiden comic)


But first we’ll deal with the new Black and White menu from Starbucks and where to find them at con.,-122.33318,17z Keep in mind that this link brings up a zoomed in link, and the eastmost Starbucks is the local Roasterie Reserve.  The very first one, I believe.  And keep your eyes out for 7th & Pike.  For quite a few years, it was the only place to get convention-specific drink mixes.  But as of 2017, several other stores in the immediate area were also selling these for Comicon and Sakuracon.  Even the ones in the City Center shopping complex.  Yes, it is a small mall, and yes, they do have multiple Starbucks.  I tried to make the options more clear in this pic.
ECCC 2017 7th & Pike Starbucks Groot vs Hulk offerings

But onto the coffee.  It was available in Espresso, Frappacino, and Hot Cocoa varieties.  Boasting white mocha, black mocha, and whipped cream topped in crumbled black chocolate like a bow.

Oh, the espresso option. Let’s just get this out of the way, because I’m not sure what to say. The espresso flavor is so strong and so dominant, but then I’m tempted to make some very inappropriate whips & chains humor.  But sadly, no fully articulated joke comes to mind, and I’m not sure that this is the proper platform to tell it anyway. So, we all know that as the ongoing weather patterns in any given area change shift, becomes harder or easier to grow certain types of food in certain places. Traditional coffee plantations are beginning to feel the pinch. So your fix is not only going to be harder distribute on account of scarcity, the price will go up, that’s not accounting for how many households the world over waste food because they don’t realize how much is still useful.
So, let’s look at the actual flavor. It’s espresso flavor. It’s still espresso flavor but competing with other flavors. You will notice me later trying to discuss the efforts to describe taste and smells with words for second sound. Well as someone who actually thinks processes his thoughts in sight. So I see espresso is like one of those ships in the new(ish) Battlestar Galactica where it is a long cylinder device with a big ring around the middle. The espresso is long, ongoing, massive and everything else just orbits a small section of it whenever you try to add flavor to it. Which makes espresso a poor choice for specialty drinks and seasonal flavors, because for the most part all you will ever taste is espresso.
Battlestar Galactica and Her Fleet: A LEGO® creation by El Barto ! :
(yeah, this is the analogy that my visually oriented mind makes, only with less Legos)
So once you get through all that, how does it taste? The espresso itself is certainly not dull, but I think for once it’s actually working in tandem with the dark chocolate. Although you only get a sense of that through aftertaste in which case the dull shadows of the espresso are finally competitive with the dull shadows of anything else. Whenever you actually drink it it’s pretty much just an espresso otherwise things melt into it, the espresso tastes different.
While I could taste everything at once, or at least all the flavors added at once in the frappe, in the hot cocoa I taste mostly sweet cream with veil of a chocolatey mist, if that makes any sense. I’m not sure how professional food critics do this using sight & sound metaphors to describe smell and taste. Clearly I’m on the learning curve. The little bits of chocolate that form the bow tie in this tuxedo themes drink, the seem to melt the quickest in the Coco rather than the espresso. Plus the flavors balance the best in the Coco.
With the Frappuccino, it tastes like white mocha with a bit of coffee flavor at it. It doesn’t really make the most of the black and white chocolate theme. So I honestly recommend the hot cocoa the most. Not only is it the cheapest, but it also balances all these flavors the best. It does the most with this theme, and it doesn’t on a budget. Plus I wouldn’t recommend Frappuccinos in the cold weather we’re having here. Especially not the cold wet weather. This is definitely hot cocoa season. Espresso just brings you down on a crash too hard.

Next time, onto MNT Gaiden.

Mutant Ninja Turtles Gaiden by Tigerfog

Salad a la Succubi (and a Sakuracon update)

Sakura-Con is finally up.  I’ve been checking regularly to see this to post it ASAP.  I got my reservation, if that’s of note to anyone.  But now onto the salad.

morrigan-mvc-lilith-introMeet Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalkers.  Darkstalkers is property of Capcom, who also feature her in EVERYTHING that’s part of their Capcom vs. Series.  When I started the FandomFoodie brand, what I wanted to create more than any other topic, was original Recipies based on the Darkstalkers franchise.  How does Morrigan Aensland, the resident Succubus, pertains to a salad?  This is designed to be eaten after the meal.  The ingredients are designed to 1) wet your whistle, 2) freshen your breath with a very minty aftertaste, 3) be the bridge between the meal and whatever comes after.  Where moist minty mouths and fresh breath could come in handy.

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DSC05356Start with the slicing one zucchini and one cucumber into thin strips.  DSC05357Then rinse and chop up some mint leaves.  No need to fear the stems.  DSC05359Now that you’ve rinsed the mint and spread it around, do the same with the parsley and the cilantro, but in between those steps, chop them up finely first, so the actual breath freshening plant mass is almost (ALMOST) pre-chewed and packed into every bite. DSC05362Now throw in the parsley flakes flakes to taste, and mix in the contents of the 3 tea bags.  The original idea was to combine spearmint and peppermint among all the primary ingredients, but all I could find at the store was “Organic Mint.”  Combining these two after all was a simple as finding Mint Medley by Bigelow teas.  3 was enough, and their only ingredients were peppermint and spearmint anyway.  The parsley flakes were just for their light flavor, a little more breath freshener and because I throw that stuff in anything.     DSC05363

Gradually the tea will rub against the squash (zucchini and cucumber) releasing a purple color.  I’m not exactly sure why, but it suits the Morrigan Theme to a Tee.  This recipe makes 5 large servings.  Good for parties, but remember this.  No dressing, this is to be eaten after the meal to freshen breath; 2: Cilantro begins breaking down before you know it, even in the fridge.  Keep an eye on that, and buy up the ingredients shortly before you plan to serve.


Pumpkin Pie Tea Recipe (& tentative goodbye)

I originally came up with this as a way to bring the warmth and comfort of home cooking to those poor souls stuck at retail this year.  Which means they wouldn’t HAVE any time with their families on one of the rare holidays where family time is considered STANDARD.  It would also support them with protein and electrolytes stimulants and glucose. Not to mention a lot of other goodies to keep them going I’d actually like to take this along to the turkey trots.  It’s got all the points that Gatorade needs. And after I share the recipe, I’ll get into why I didn’t post it before.

Pool together one half tablespoon of salt (type to taste)
One bag Celestial Seasonings sweet Harvest pumpkin black tea
6 lactase caplets
one and a half calcium citrate tablets
one tablespoon parsley flakes
6 cups boiling water near line
2 eggs 
1 1/2 cups pumpkin spice creamer 
One whole cup frozen pumpkin 
Through all ingredients all dry ingredients together in mixing bowl stirring until stirring until as evenly distributed as possible then add boiling water on and off for at least 5 minutes so that what will dissolve has time to dissolve but do not let the water cool so much so that when you do the next step new line add eggs, that the eggs fail to cook in the water. Keep all wet ingredients in the refrigerator until it is time to use them because you want them to have a cooling effect to make the drink more drinkable sooner. Immediately stir the eggs inside the hot tea so that they blend together before they become more solid. Then add the pumpkin and the creamer and then until drink becomes milky in color evenly and maintaining a solid consistency throughout.
This Pumpkin Pie Tea tastes like actual pie. I use garlic salt and that (cooked) garlic flavor shines through. The brew’s just a little bit salty, though.  But otherwise it smells and tastes like pumpkin pie filling before it’s been poured into the crust and sets to cool.  But it doesn’t burn your mouth, so it’s the best of both worlds.  

It took so long because amidst my activism and Job searching I lost sight of this.  I was surprised recently when I saw I hadn’t posted yet.  This is also possibly my last upload.  Over Thanksgiving Weekend, the FCC voted to end Net Neutrality.  Soon Internet providers will choose which websites stay on the net.  Most web sites to carry my name will be unable to pay the ransom, so they will be available no more, probably never again.